My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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