it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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