I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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