That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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