Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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