Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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