question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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