So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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