You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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