Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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