I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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