I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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