I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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