i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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