the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize