The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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