Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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