Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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