grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just tell him i said nine months
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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