Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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