Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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