I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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