NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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