arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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