white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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