What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
