He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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