You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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