So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't make out with my wife yet
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There r osticjed everywhere
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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