It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
How's work?
Spinning.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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