That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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