And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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