i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My penis needs a shock collar
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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