it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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