I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
