okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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