I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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