Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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