Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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