Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
