If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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