your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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