R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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