Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is wine microwaveable?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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