she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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