it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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