Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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