butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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