Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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