just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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