Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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