Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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